Movie Snacks

Big Ted: Alright, Humpty, are you sure you won't get scared?

Humpty (tugging on Big Ted, crying): NO! NOOO! LET ME GO HOOME!

Big Ted (pretending Humpty isn't scared): Great!

In the cinema...

Humpty (crying): BIG TEEEED! I HAVE THE RIGHT TO GOOO! I'M AN INDEPENDENT ADULT!

Big Ted: Well, act like one!

Daisy: Ssh. The film is starting.

In the movie...

Dog: Welcome to Donut World, what'll it be today?

Pig: I'll have a bear claw, thanks.

Dog: Sure. That'll be one dollar.

Pig: *pays*

Dog: *goes to the kitchen* *puts the cooking oil in the pan* *puts the bear claw in* *starts cooking it*

[The bear claw evolves into a real one and scratches the dog]

Dog: AARGH! *runs around*

Back in real life...

Humpty: AAAARGH! *cries so much it makes waterfalls going down past the seats*

Big Ted: Humpty, you're not a baby!

Humpty: *cries even harder*

Daisy: Edward, you made it worse! There there, Humpty, it's just a movie.

Humpty (crying): I WANT MY MUMMY AND DADDY!

Big Ted: Well, I guess we're going to Foodville. Alright Humpty, where in Foodville do your parents live?

Humpty (crying): 4 SPOON STREET!

Big Ted: Alright.

In the car...

Big Ted: Now, don't get used to this, Humpty. We're only doing this because it's the only way to cheer you up.

GPS: Turn left into the Ning Nang Nong.

Big Ted: The Ning Nang Nong? The crazy sights there'll have Humpty cheered up before we've even gotten to Foodville! *drives into the Ning Nang Nong*

Daisy: BOOOOONG!

Big Ted: Oh, of course! Cows can only say bong in the Ning Nang Nong!

Daisy: Bong bong bong bong bong bong!

Big Ted: Isn't this funny, Humpty?

Humpty: *keeps crying*

Monkey: *swings out of a tree* Boo!

Humpty: *cries even harder*

[Lots of monkeys swing out of trees saying, "Boo!"]

Humpty: *cries even harder*

Big Ted: KNOCK IT OFF, YOU STUPID CHIMPS!

TBA